The Federal Protectorate of Daco-Romanian Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Albert Kerbersky with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.505 billion Daco-Romanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasov-Bucur. The average income tax rate is 78.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Daco-Romanian Federal economy, worth 193 trillion DRTS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 128,534 DRTS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, Max Barry is this year's Miss Daco-Romanian Federation, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daco-Romanian Federation's national animal is the Golden Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian-Ortodoxy.

Daco-Romanian Federation is ranked 280,618^th in the world and 3,109^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -191.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.