The Federal Republic of Dagcistan is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 254 million Dagcis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyzyl. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dagci economy, worth 16.6 trillion Paras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 65,265 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, Dagcis incessantly needle their doctors for relief, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", and Dagcistan has designated Kyzyl as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagcistan's national animal is the Yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dagcistan is ranked 218,609^th in the world and 116^th in Greater Middle East for Fattest Citizens, with 9.01 Obesity Rate.