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The Fon Queendom of Dahomia

“Inside the Belly of the Gedevi King Dan” Queen Enagnon Noukpo

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Pecan Sandies

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Dahomia

Population1.434 billion

CapitalAbomey
LeaderQueen Enagnon Noukpo
FaithWest African Vodun

Currencycedi
Animalelephant

The Fon Queendom of Dahomia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Enagnon Noukpo with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.434 billion Dahomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abomey. The average income tax rate is 39.9%.

The powerhouse Dahomian economy, worth 124 trillion cedis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,609 cedis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, and flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dahomia's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is West African Vodun.

Dahomia is ranked 23,138th in the world and 1st in Pecan Sandies for Nicest Citizens, with 21.52 average smiles per day.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,493rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 20,447thNicest Citizens: 23,138thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,521stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,885thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 33,269th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the region

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