The Federal Empire of Daitschlund is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor E K Weiss with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 7.572 billion Daitsche have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Berlin. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Daitsch economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Treue Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,719 Treue Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Daitsche seem to be catching more chills, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daitschlund's national animal is the Deutsch Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianety.

Daitschlund is ranked 35,652^nd in the world and 216^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,201.6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.