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The Dalek Empire of Dalekland

“EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Osakaland

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Dalekland

Population15.723 billion

CapitalDalekland City
LeaderBob the Dalek
FaithDalek Religion

CurrencyDALEK DOLLAR
AnimalSLITHER

The Dalek Empire of Dalekland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bob the Dalek with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.723 billion Daleks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dalekland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dalek economy, worth a remarkable 4,311 trillion DALEK DOLLARS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 274,244 DALEK DOLLARS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,545,611 per year while the poor average 2,761, a ratio of 921 to 1.

The nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Dalekland's national animal is the SLITHER, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dalek Religion.

Dalekland is ranked 737th in the world and 3rd in Osakaland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17,197.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 147thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 344thLargest Insurance Industry: 703rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 737thHighest Disposable Incomes: 892ndMost Avoided: 1,110thLargest Mining Sector: 1,282ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,344thFattest Citizens: 1,382ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,726thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,760thMost Armed: 1,856thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,229thHighest Economic Output: 2,306thMost Efficient Economies: 2,406thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,415thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,508thHighest Average Incomes: 2,589thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,756thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,843rdMost Stationary: 2,925thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,105thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,503rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,627thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,817thLargest Retail Industry: 5,043rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,309thLowest Crime Rates: 5,705thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,312thMost Conservative: 8,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,818thMost Secular: 10,343rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,367thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 10,482ndLargest Populations: 11,721stMost Influential: 12,203rdMost Extreme: 12,703rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,203rdMost Pro-Market: 13,326thLargest Black Market: 15,283rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,856th
Top
5%
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Most Efficient Economies and the Top 5% for Largest Populations.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Dalekland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

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