by Max Barry

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The Empire of Dallas Cowboys

“Dump Jerry and we can Win!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Dallas

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Dallas Cowboys

Population23.464 billion

CurrencyJerry
AnimalJerry

The Empire of Dallas Cowboys is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 23.464 billion Dallas Cowboysians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dallas Cowboysian economy, worth 643 trillion Jerrys a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 27,442 Jerrys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dallas Cowboys's national animal is the Jerry.

Dallas Cowboys is ranked 2,455th in the world and 1st in Dallas for Most Stationary, with 3,929.70581832 days.

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1%
Most Stationary: 2,455thTop
5%
Most Influential: 9,130thLargest Populations: 10,579thMost Conservative: 13,941stTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,704thMost Ignorant Citizens: 29,173rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,306th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.

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