The Industrial Empire Technology of Damirgunian is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jacob Roosenwald with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.481 billion damirgunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damirogradsk. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient damirgunyansky economy, worth 510 trillion schwambrankas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,564 schwambrankas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time damirgunyansky officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damirgunian's national animal is the red wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is western damirgunism.

Damirgunian is ranked 17,709^th in the world and 396^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.