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The Exorbitant of Dancing Monke

“When life gives you lemons, shoot juice at your enemies”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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Dancing Monke

Population555 million

CapitalMonkey Turd

CurrencyDogeCoin
AnimalMonkey

The Exorbitant of Dancing Monke is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 555 million Dancing Monkeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Turd. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dancing Monkean economy, worth 55.1 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,259 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dancing Monke's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dancing Monke is ranked 45,949th in the world and 462nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,311.7 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,412thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 14,145thBest Weather: 15,905thMost Influential: 17,651stSafest: 19,058thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,744thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,539thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,609thHealthiest Citizens: 26,618thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,116th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 140th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dancing Monke was endorsed by The Staatenverbund of Greater Theowherveld.
  • : Dancing Monke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Dancing Monke voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Dancing Monke, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Dancing Monke, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
  • : Dancing Monke was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Dancing Monke, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Dancing Monke, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Dancing Monke, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
  • : Dancing Monke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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