Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Lazarus
Population | 41.316 billion |
Capital | York |
Leader | King |
Currency | krone |
Animal | albatross |
The Kingdom of Danelag is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful population of 41.316 billion Danelagians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of York. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Danelagian economy, worth a remarkable 8,183 trillion kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,058 kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from King's throne, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime is totally unknown. Danelag's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Danelag is ranked 372nd in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Danelag, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in Danelag, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
- : Following new legislation in Danelag, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging.
- : Following new legislation in Danelag, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from King's throne.
- : Danelag was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Danelag, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
- : Following new legislation in Danelag, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in Danelag, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
- : Following new legislation in Danelag, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
- : Following new legislation in Danelag, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.