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The Plantation of Dangine card farm

“Hahahahaha!!! You have cooties!!!” 😂😂😂

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Lezzie

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Dangine card farm

Population9.606 billion

CapitalPete Dangines Plantation
Leader😂😂😂
FaithScientology

CurrencyDango
AnimalJoe Mama

The Plantation of Dangine card farm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 😂😂😂 with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The humorless, devout population of 9.606 billion Danginean Card Farmers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pete Dangines Plantation. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danginean economy, worth a remarkable 1,435 trillion Dangoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,404 Dangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Danginean nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine card farm's national animal is the Joe Mama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientology.

Dangine card farm is ranked 20,429th in the world and 2nd in Lezzie for Most Stationary, with 1,608.81628285692 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,361stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,667thHealthiest Citizens: 12,860thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,040thMost Developed: 14,040thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,058thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,258thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,866thLowest Crime Rates: 15,714thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,972ndBest Weather: 16,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,735thHighest Economic Output: 18,839thLargest Black Market: 19,582ndMost Stationary: 20,429thMost Patriotic: 20,450thMost Inclusive: 21,267thSmartest Citizens: 22,239thHighest Average Incomes: 22,424thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,732ndLargest Governments: 23,733rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,739thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,205thMost Influential: 26,305thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 27,577thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,585thMost Efficient Economies: 28,683rd
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dangine card farm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Dangine card farm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Dangine card farm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Dangine card farm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Danginean nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Dangine card farm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.

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