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The Republic of Dangine card farm3

“Frick off” Onision

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Lezzie

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Dangine card farm3

Population1.88 billion

CapitalPete Dangines Plantation
LeaderOnision
FaithOprahWinfreyism

CurrencyDango
AnimalJoe Mama

The Republic of Dangine card farm3 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Onision with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.88 billion Dangine card farmers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pete Dangines Plantation. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.9%.

The all-consuming Danginean economy, worth 204 trillion Dangoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,702 Dangoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,747 per year while the poor average 25,477, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

It's never "just a game" with Danginean sports fans, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine card farm3's national animal is the Joe Mama and its national religion is OprahWinfreyism.

Dangine card farm3 is ranked 49,143rd in the world and 11th in Lezzie for Most Influential, scoring 485 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 3,792ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,889thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,568thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,573rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,697thMost Devout: 10,833rdTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,103rdHealthiest Citizens: 20,474th
Top
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dangine card farm3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm3, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm3, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm3, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm3, it's never "just a game" with Danginean sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm3, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
  • : Dangine card farm3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm3, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm3, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Dangine card farm3, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.

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