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The Most Serene Republic of Daniel27

“In God We Trust”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: New Bilderberg Group

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Daniel27

Population8.182 billion

Currencydollar
Animalbear

The Most Serene Republic of Daniel27 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.182 billion Daniel27ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Daniel27ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,129 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,002 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Daniel27 after the ban on emigration was lifted, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daniel27's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Daniel27 is ranked 37,228th in the world and 52nd in New Bilderberg Group for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.91 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,736thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,479thMost Devout: 12,321stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,569thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,034thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 17,689thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,229thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,504th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daniel27, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Daniel27, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Daniel27 after the ban on emigration was lifted.
  • : Following new legislation in Daniel27, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in Daniel27, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Daniel27, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires.
  • : Following new legislation in Daniel27, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze.
  • : Following new legislation in Daniel27, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Daniel27, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
  • : Following new legislation in Daniel27, prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are.
  • : Following new legislation in Daniel27, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.

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