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The Kingdom of Danielinia

“Meet it head on. But think it through.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Arcturus Council

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Danielinia

Population14.135 billion

CapitalGolden Haven
LeaderDaniel
FaithDanielism

CurrencyZenko
AnimalDragon

The Kingdom of Danielinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.135 billion Danielinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Haven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Danielinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,789 trillion Zenkoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,352 Zenkoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 842,735 per year while the poor average 29,673, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.

Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, religious education is a new government priority, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Danielinia's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Danielism.

Danielinia is ranked 12,577th in the world and 1st in Arcturus Council for Most Stationary, with 1,990.2790734428 days.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 2,019thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,313thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,627thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,244thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,289thSmartest Citizens: 5,246thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,415thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,321stMost Developed: 7,367thHighest Economic Output: 8,003rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,447thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,599thHighest Average Incomes: 10,560thMost Stationary: 12,577thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,594thTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 16,901stMost Influential: 17,658thSafest: 17,753rdMost Armed: 18,061stMost Cultured: 20,866thLeast Corrupt Governments: 23,920thMost Efficient Economies: 26,871stHealthiest Citizens: 27,736thLargest Populations: 28,770th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Danielinia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Danielinia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Danielinia, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Following new legislation in Danielinia, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Danielinia, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
  • : Danielinia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Danielinia, it's hunting season on loan sharks.
  • : Following new legislation in Danielinia, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Danielinia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Danielinia, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".

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