Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: Arcturus Council
Population | 14.135 billion |
Capital | Golden Haven |
Leader | Daniel |
Faith | Danielism |
Currency | Zenko |
Animal | Dragon |
The Kingdom of Danielinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.135 billion Danielinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Haven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Danielinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,789 trillion Zenkoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,352 Zenkoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 842,735 per year while the poor average 29,673, a ratio of 28.4 to 1.
Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, religious education is a new government priority, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Danielinia's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Danielism.
Danielinia is ranked 12,577th in the world and 1st in Arcturus Council for Most Stationary, with 1,990.2790734428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Danielinia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Danielinia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Danielinia, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
- : Following new legislation in Danielinia, religious education is a new government priority.
- : Following new legislation in Danielinia, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
- : Danielinia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Danielinia, it's hunting season on loan sharks.
- : Following new legislation in Danielinia, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in Danielinia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in Danielinia, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".