The Federal Republic of Danjuka is a massive, genial nation, ruled by elected Federal President with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.192 billion Danjukaner enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dan Liji. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danjukaner economy, worth 451 trillion Dans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,724 Dans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, homophobia is off the menu, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Danjukaner any less frightened. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danjuka's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No official.

Danjuka is ranked 158,113^th in the world and 851^st in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,540.86 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.