The Empire of Dankest Kekistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Pepe with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.813 billion Kekistanis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danktopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kekistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion Pepe Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 111,870 Pepe Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 839,032 per year while the poor average 4,304, a ratio of 194 to 1.

There's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, and metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Dankest Kekistan's national animal is the Pepe Frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dankism.

Dankest Kekistan is ranked 130,964^th in the world and 82^nd in Barbaria for Largest Governments, scoring 14.28 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.