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The Kingdom of Danlandea

“Yeet”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

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Danlandea

Population371 million

Currencydanik
Animaldragon

The Kingdom of Danlandea is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 371 million Danlandeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Danlandean economy, worth 25.6 trillion daniks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,131 daniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Danlandea's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danlandea's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Danlandea is ranked 8,167th in the world and 21st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,209.6 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,211thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,167thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,100thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,914thNicest Citizens: 13,372ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,796thMost Influential: 14,456thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,584thMost Cultured: 17,723rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,192ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,083rd
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Danlandea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Danlandea lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, refugees from other nations are flocking to Danlandea's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Danlandea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Danlandea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".

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