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The Kingdom of Danlandea

“Yeet” Daniel

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

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Danlandea

Population1.979 billion

CapitalDanmark
LeaderDaniel
FaithDanielism

Currencydanik
Animaldragon

The Kingdom of Danlandea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.979 billion Danlandeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danmark. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Danlandean economy, worth 158 trillion daniks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,342 daniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, babies are a small but significant export, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danlandea's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Danielism.

Danlandea is ranked 219,255th in the world and 84th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.34 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 6,555thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,114thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,192ndMost Influential: 7,994thNicest Citizens: 9,000thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,630thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,183rdMost Cultured: 11,379thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,678thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,560thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,196thLowest Crime Rates: 13,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,030thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,149thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,326thHealthiest Citizens: 15,289thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,349thBest Weather: 15,464thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,110thMost Inclusive: 17,520thMost Devout: 17,820thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,441stSafest: 19,930thMost Pacifist: 20,277thLargest Governments: 20,332ndMost Developed: 20,829thMost Income Equality: 21,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,523rd
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Danlandea lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Danlandea was endorsed by The Anarchist Loving Nation of Socialistic Britain.
  • : Danlandea was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Liliths Revenge.
  • : Danlandea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Danlandea, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.

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