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The Poets Light But Lamps of Dar es Saalam

“First Chill then Stupor then the letting go ”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Dar es Saalam

Population17.92 billion

CapitalDodoma
LeaderJulius Nyerere
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyDrachma
AnimalOrca

The Poets Light But Lamps of Dar es Saalam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Julius Nyerere with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.92 billion Lamis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodoma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dar es Saalamian economy, worth a remarkable 5,128 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 286,190 Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nose plugs are the latest Dar es Saalamian fashion accessory, the official Dar Es Saalamian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dar es Saalam's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dar es Saalam is ranked 2,070th in the world and 122nd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,299.69 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16thMost Influential: 106thLargest Black Market: 525thMost Valuable International Artwork: 809thMost Devout: 864thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 902ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,034thHighest Economic Output: 1,962ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,983rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,070thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,200thMost Armed: 2,326thRudest Citizens: 2,373rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,382ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,514thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,675thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,091stMost Cultured: 3,293rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,395thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,617thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,652ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,840thMost Developed: 3,883rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,995thLargest Governments: 4,407thBest Weather: 4,484thSmartest Citizens: 5,298thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,644thLargest Mining Sector: 7,671stLargest Retail Industry: 7,994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,930thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,204thLargest Populations: 10,262ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,634thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,016thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,235thLowest Crime Rates: 11,760thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,794thMost Stationary: 17,753rdHealthiest Citizens: 19,233rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,962nd
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Largest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 59th in the regionMost Armed: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 104th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 111th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 114th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 125th in the regionRudest Citizens: 145th in the regionLargest Populations: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 154th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 157th in the regionMost Cultured: 166th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 191st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 233rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 242nd in the regionMost Developed: 243rd in the regionBest Weather: 276th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 285th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Stationary: 415th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 426th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 437th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 455th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 503rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 504th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 558th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 615th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 621st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 630th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 632nd in the region

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