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The Peaceful Easy Feeling of Dar es Saalam

“Time Flies Over Us, But Leaves Its Shadow Behind.”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Dar es Saalam

Population16.712 billion

CapitalDodoma
LeaderMe
FaithCatholicsm

CurrencyGold Bars
AnimalOrca

The Peaceful Easy Feeling of Dar es Saalam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.712 billion Lamis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodoma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dar es Saalamian economy, worth a remarkable 4,586 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 274,471 Gold Bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 903,055 per year while the poor average 62,510, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Dar es Saalamian satellites can detect it, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Dar es Saalamian citizenship in droves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dar es Saalam's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicsm.

Dar es Saalam is ranked 87th in the world and 14th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 354,584 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11thMost Influential: 87thLargest Black Market: 546thMost Valuable International Artwork: 577thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 849thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 917thMost Devout: 1,081stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,942ndHighest Economic Output: 2,164thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,211thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,257thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,257thMost Armed: 2,316thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,476thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,486thRudest Citizens: 2,546thHighest Average Incomes: 2,588thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,391stMost Cultured: 3,453rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,489thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,738thMost Developed: 4,130thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,223rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,266thBest Weather: 4,460thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,504thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,542ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,572ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,661stLargest Governments: 5,107thSmartest Citizens: 5,886thLargest Mining Sector: 7,461stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,916thLargest Populations: 10,432ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,666thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,581stHealthiest Citizens: 15,733rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,042ndMost Stationary: 19,350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,953rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionMost Devout: 46th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 63rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74th in the regionMost Armed: 75th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 86th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 114th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 120th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 122nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 123rd in the regionLargest Populations: 125th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 147th in the regionRudest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 166th in the regionMost Cultured: 171st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 174th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 211th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 212th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 236th in the regionBest Weather: 255th in the regionMost Developed: 256th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 256th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 257th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 259th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 265th in the regionLargest Governments: 266th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Stationary: 470th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 477th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 594th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 610th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 810th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 858th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 900th in the region

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