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LEGENDARY CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The only prescription is more cowbell!”
Game Mod
Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 294th Best Weather: 335th
33.476 billion Mousebumplesians. Rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Please leave meat, leather, guns & cars in bin provided”
Most Rebellious Youth: 18thHighest Crime Rates: 20thMost Armed: 38th
32.4b337t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“It is better for a man to be afraid than happy”
Safest: 77thLowest Crime Rates: 91stHighest Economic Output: 105th
32.5b16,582t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“War. War never changes”
Most Rebellious Youth: 63rd Highest Crime Rates: 65th Largest Publishing Industry: 71st
18.477 billion Paladins. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Surgite et Pugnate!”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th Most Influential: 64th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,377th
13.662 billion Guslants. Museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Workers of all countries, unite!”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th Most Inclusive: 51st Largest Welfare Programs: 52nd
12.526 billion Trotskyans. Unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“In God We Trust”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 86th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 150th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 278th
12.189 billion Hyper-Americans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Founded 06/10/14, TNP”
Highest Average Tax Rates: 85th Most Inclusive: 98th Largest Governments: 104th
9.099 billion Chilokveri. Compulsory military service, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“I am Clarissa! I am built to love! ^^”
Most Inclusive: 141st Most Developed: 163rd Longest Average Lifespans: 208th
6.089 billion Valentians. Unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Per Aspera Ad Astra”
Most Inclusive: 355thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 619th
5.16b1,124t
SEASON TWO
Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 555thMost Pacifist: 581st
4.38b944t
Liberal Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Now is the time of absurdity.”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 215th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 222nd Largest Welfare Programs: 475th
6.657 billion Galboreans. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We STILL Are...”
Largest Welfare Programs: 293rd Best Weather: 473rd Healthiest Citizens: 531st
28.765 billion Staters. Museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In God we trust...all others pay cash!”
Nudest: 595th Most Efficient Economies: 640th Largest Black Market: 1,139th
30.007 billion Memyselfandi XVIians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Nukes can't stop us, but a giant foot is another story”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337th Most Stationary: 438th Most Influential: 489th
29.937 billion Darakini. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Order, Order”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 54thMost Influential: 366thMost Stationary: 2,308th
15.6b918t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“IC † XC”
Most Stationary: 184th Largest Populations: 599th Largest Black Market: 7,678th
32.916 billion Macedonian Crusaderians. Compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Back off man, I'm a scientist!”
Largest Populations: 412thMost Influential: 5,523rdHighest Economic Output: 10,128th
35.6b1,426t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of life”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 56th Highest Poor Incomes: 69th
12.887 billion Citizens. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All Hail Weston the Great”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 124th Most Ignorant Citizens: 164th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 219th
10.372 billion Galactistanis. Avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Serve your Emperor”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 226th Most Influential: 436th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,476th
9.491 billion Necromonians. Anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Blood and Iron”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 260thLargest Black Market: 264th
9.96b4,175t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Blood Brings Death”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 458th Largest Retail Industry: 524th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 759th
5.822 billion Eastern Kalatches. Triple-decker prams, ritual sacrifices, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Hail Shielring, the Empire, and Karullan”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 211thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 287thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 348th
4.69b1,695t
New York Times Democracy
“The voice inside my YEAD”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,550thNicest Citizens: 9,771st
414m40.3t

RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Neon shines brighter than the Moon”
Nudest: 302nd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,571st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,848th
19.527 billion Cattishes. Smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Duo dracones providebunt sagacitatem.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 404th Least Corrupt Governments: 714th Largest Publishing Industry: 817th
13.756 billion Drakontes. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“My Schwartz is the biggest”
Largest Populations: 1,600th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,717th Best Weather: 3,269th
28.974 billion Ghaddafistanians. Zero percent divorce rate, lack of airports, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“You Have Nothing To Lose But Your Chains”
Nudest: 277th Largest Populations: 3,845th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,502nd
21.755 billion Marxist Rebelians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
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