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The Kingdom of Darcaethir

“Oh god, I don't know what to say.” someone

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus



Population10.669 billion


CurrencyNicely Colored Kitten Picture
Animalfuzzly kitten

The Kingdom of Darcaethir is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by someone with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.669 billion Darcaethirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equinox. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darcaethirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,852 trillion Nicely Colored Kitten Pictures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 267,337 Nicely Colored Kitten Pictures, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, Max Barry is this year's Miss Darcaethir, and Someone's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darcaethir's national animal is the fuzzly kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darcaethir is ranked 194,969th in the world and 7,082nd in Lazarus for Most Avoided, scoring 0.53 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 597thMost Scientifically Advanced: 740thHighest Poor Incomes: 764thLargest Information Technology Sector: 857thLargest Mining Sector: 1,839thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,096thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,255thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,317thSmartest Citizens: 2,400thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,680thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,704thHighest Average Incomes: 2,769thMost Influential: 2,817thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,866thMost Developed: 2,870thMost Pacifist: 2,988thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,281stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,358thMost Inclusive: 3,397thLowest Crime Rates: 3,567thSafest: 4,489thHighest Economic Output: 4,568thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,069thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,392ndMost Secular: 6,720thLargest Governments: 7,193rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,589thMost Efficient Economies: 9,070thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,848thMost Income Equality: 12,744thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,343rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,543rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,451stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,069th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 105th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 110th in the regionMost Developed: 125th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 126th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Pacifist: 129th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 130th in the regionMost Inclusive: 138th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 148th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 186th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 218th in the regionSafest: 237th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 243rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 288th in the regionMost Income Equality: 332nd in the regionMost Secular: 346th in the regionLargest Governments: 363rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 373rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 448th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 557th in the regionMost Stationary: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 715th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 740th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 780th in the region

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