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The Foreboding Tyranny of Dark Edgyness

“It's nothing, personnel.” Overlord Vexnar Tyrannus

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific

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Dark Edgyness

Population8.253 billion

CapitalGlitch City
LeaderOverlord Vexnar Tyrannus
FaithJustice

Currencysoul
Animaldefective bioweapon

The Foreboding Tyranny of Dark Edgyness is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Vexnar Tyrannus with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.253 billion Edgelords are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glitch City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark Edgynessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,206 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,358 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark Edgyness's national animal is the defective bioweapon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Justice.

Dark Edgyness is ranked 62,736th in the world and 2,082nd in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 170.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 487thLowest Crime Rates: 527thHighest Poor Incomes: 794thLargest Information Technology Sector: 904thSmartest Citizens: 935thMost Valuable International Artwork: 944thLargest Governments: 988thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,532ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,625thMost Developed: 1,650thMost Influential: 1,674thSafest: 1,693rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,697thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,987thMost Efficient Economies: 2,057thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,319thMost Inclusive: 2,489thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,502ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,699thHighest Average Incomes: 2,784thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,749thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,931stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,472ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,023rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,406thMost Secular: 5,566thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,798thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,994thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,075thMost Cultured: 6,614thHighest Economic Output: 6,689thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,296thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,796thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,778thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,755thTop
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Most Stationary: 11,323rdMost Income Equality: 15,236thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,818thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,832nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionSafest: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 87th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 131st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 134th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 163rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 167th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 176th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 186th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 196th in the regionMost Secular: 201st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 241st in the regionLargest Populations: 264th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 319th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 559th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 595th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Dark Edgyness voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, the news is showing footage of Overlord Vexnar Tyrannus bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark Edgyness, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Overlord Vexnar Tyrannus to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Dark Edgyness voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 146 » Brotherland, Galve, A Slanted Black Stripe, ReeK, Kangarawa, Am Echad, H-Zhena, Bullpups, CopyCato, Axdel, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Socialist Holy American Empire, Wiranath, Talitoa, Kelsyth, Impia Aghte, Kucia, Imperial Akatsuki, Drunken Seal Islands, Lanagon, Dragonia, Kaigi, Taurora, Tshana, Headpat Central, Peryn, Lyontisia, Blobbo, Wizardonia, Aeljae, Dreamersistan, Adavan, Bai Lung, Riveraland, Biggstonia, Federated States of Zootron, Euricanis, Adolanta, Broengtopia, Kagorg Bra Corna, Kampf Empire, The Empire of Rijelv, Kyrtizhan, Kublam, Freedom Fascists, Sansangra, Roliganistan, Ridann, Republic of Berzerkistan, and 96 others.Cacocu, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Joundia, Squid Ruinosa, Davinhia, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Wanabe, Bytes, Norport, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Urimel, Bakaworld, The Underwood Industrial Empire, British Calradia, United China Nation, Hizuru, The island of Kiria, Gorbastan, Neruch, Enlil, Rhealaliit, BearStackof2015, The United Asian Republics, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, Plazland, Liberstankonia, Libertanny, Dragons Blood, Styklelilere, Grossvietnam, Matdor, Rakshuland, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Firenation91, Marrabuk, East Malaysia, Amjedia, Evrigenis, The Militarius Imperium, Rainbow Vests, Interdimensional Waifus, Merlovich, Zukchiva, Republic of New India, Fellon, Bzux, Tretrid, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Barfleur, Azureano, The Eternal Land of Jong, Rohanland, Lingu, Greater New Cassandra, Ripsylvania, BuciLand, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, Roissyland, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, Belora Gyles, San Castillo, Raunch, Sovietsoyuz, Distro-Spartica, A mean old man, Arkalarius, Santa Dystopia, Newoak, Chriona, Survivoristan, Sunsistan, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Ephem, Eternal Progress, Modra, New Leganes, Oofery, Yelkinam, Nevertopia, Kosmanza, Kavanos, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Axlor, Neue Leipzig, Gormhuth, and Oerkar.

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