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The Empire of Darkmondoria

“Economy is in our blood”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.477 billion



The Empire of Darkmondoria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by A with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.477 billion Darkmondorians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkmondorian economy, worth 256 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 173,562 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 763,902 per year while the poor average 24,753, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

Major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darkmondoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mondoria.

Darkmondoria is ranked 2,997th in the world and 79th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 763,902 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 252ndMost Influential: 1,025thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,594thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,765thMost Avoided: 2,827thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,882ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,997thFattest Citizens: 3,485thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,605thLargest Retail Industry: 3,720thHighest Crime Rates: 3,741stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,976thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,999thMost Efficient Economies: 5,529thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,067thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,430thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,333rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,534thHighest Average Incomes: 9,921stMost Armed: 10,603rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,127thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,189thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,680thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,374thLargest Mining Sector: 16,253rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,630thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,098thLargest Black Market: 19,102ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,515thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,173rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,465thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,366th
Most Avoided: 72nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 94th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 95th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionFattest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 160th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 184th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 205th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 207th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 239th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 311th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 319th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 319th in the regionMost Armed: 364th in the regionMost Influential: 390th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 422nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 462nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 467th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 490th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 524th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 553rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 611th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 673rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 711th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 718th in the regionLargest Black Market: 741st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 835th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 868th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 872nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 889th in the regionRudest Citizens: 938th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 945th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Darkmondoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Darkmondoria endorsed The Federal Republic of British-Australia.
  • : Darkmondoria endorsed The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 387 » Pytong, Animu Place, Nordic-British Union, Dangine, Lorigia, Itallitopia, Figyjharli, Aerilia, Hamerica, Ocharckia, Amerian States, Lulubellia, A Salmon Named Harold, Ergazomenoi, Bend Mai, Dakota Territories, RepublicCity, Morgul, Cretox State, KhalChicken, USSRITWILLWORK, Kragsgale, Ellbonnia, Picairn, Former English Colony, The Union of Rwanda, Koda-Land, Yaorozu, Federacionale, Guer Aike, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kazoo Basin, AmManies, Terrax, The Tampa Bay Rays, Orogonia, WeKnow, New Bedre, Pallaith, 1 very fast endotarter, Bankowiata, Ramiru, TLTland, Tvers, Chukstik Illahi, Aeolist, Clan Spaniel, Loutsland, Xipher, Eri-Maqa-Ena, and 337 others.Anungu, Ethnon, A Ordem do Caos, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Orado, Altivia, Arimbia, Dicko, Cloydicia, Confederacy of North America, Svenskskit, Climeria, Aetulia, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Theriyon Empire, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Slyakanya, New Feltre, Sundred, Odelinor, North Bratislava, The Iron Lions, Simone Republic, United Kahndaq, Detrivania, Newam, Omnistria, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Zzozona, Cartures, Apscorren, Valentine Z, Blyskalia, Eraver, Shibutani, Venicea, Hardscrabble, Fieldia, Interdimensional Zone, Republica Guilleana, Feelonia, Free Culture, Fendlium, Territorio di Nessuno, Cinnibar, East Akra, Alqulonde, Godwanna, Siwale, Fascist Democracy, Ardretia, Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Phoronu, Ereena, Eastern Cous Empria, Runeda, Chadinton, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Garnet Liberty, Wilkshire, Sunto, Kwaj, Amblegreserland, Esplandia, Alice Gardens, The Republic of Free Peoples, New Lakemba, Vyata Temor, Azzarel, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Morburn, Votak Matim, The Real Ram Ranch, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Canineia, Aeurithianar, Rainengrad, Kranostav, Jan Mackistan, Central Ryal, Yellops, Gainesixtan, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, BrightFutures, Zemper Macro, Samfoychi, Aruvicion, Folenz, Nuronte, Libertania Democratica, Selfgradatude, AverageJoevlania, Strongwill, Greater Pittsburgh, His Enduring Majesty, Nodnarb, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Aingard, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Asooka, Wisconsota, Ilmatil, Unsophisticate, Obelias, Wineclaw, Zipties, Ardulac, Liminyj, Barabolia, Volstokn, Ice and Tinian, Zokk, Shabot, Pradovnia, Newpromisedland, MonkeMafiaTopia, Andexia, Sevinland, Imperial Pieserged, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, Xagill, Holy Oranz, Moneyflows, Ravendi, Sikol, Xentherida, Heilhum Imperius, Ausnakulia, Hewani, Sil Dorsett, Dabarastan, Xarrel, Seijitsu, Planes, Wodan, Pokemanland, Warnen, Inspiratus, Eywaan, Zabacuz, Mon Island, Innocentic, Kyruev, Testnation223, Vene Gra, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, GenshinImpact, The Papal Catholic States, The Endless Eventide, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Graccia, Gendirt, South Baba, San Vino, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, SORT, Arthyia, Multius, Seenvorland, PEG, Brsil, Zyvetskistaahn, Keurig Machines, Xanatosi, Malta Comino Gozo, Panama Coalition, The Windmilluminati, The English Alliance, Termathe, Navorden, Draconian Progression, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Muqatil, Lemonbiscuits, Madjack, Trooporia, Democratie, Pasargad, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Rockwell Islands, Arrivederci, Colfes, Changjo, Noesantara, East Wushen, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, McMasterdonia, Patrician, Moubarakistan, Progressitalia, Chowda, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Kromi, Svenskan, New Celoveniortan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Minich, Batatoland Empire, Maott, Trumpski, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Katuda, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Austrian Confederacy, Super Girl, AC Micronation Principality of Julian KG, Xyrron, Centrialand, BTProductions, ForestMythal, Alorca, San Felipe, Cereskia, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, The Jerichowan Country, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Qurtuba, Viridiann, Jaxikistan, Perikuresu, Hepek, Religioncord, Mardessa, Tsandonown, Liberum Hibernia, Cajland, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Earapperilnatopia, Lemsrow, Democatic Donkeys, Randomcountryland, Sounq, Verderiesdre, Western Vapia, Colonies of Free Temeria, Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum, The Cold Northern North, Laurendon, Sudestasia, Cornwallis Bay, Harmonypine, Nordliches Stadt, Communist Lukania, Tamlra, Federal Republic of Genosha, The Kingdom of Gamblers, Nagaur, The holy German 6th Reich, Old Emporia, LostLegion, PlanetMercury, Duryanistan, Manticore utopia, KillerKahn, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Foulkes Island, Desvios, Nyock, Rockamaba, Sahbido, Landfinia, NationalPizza, Chiho, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Marmiedon, Tachycardia, Pizzerelia, Britle, Northern Roman Republic, The Calabash Protectorate, Wapistan, North Unity, Seanat, Miamington, Ootasa, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Atlunartemis, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Gafflebag, Ariele, Potatolandium, Novo cruzeiro, Tringapore, Drash Mannistan, Intion North, Kim Da-mi, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Solimun, Capablanca, Rising Sakura, Novremia, Paul Pasch, Andanavia, Sopernia, Apollo Park, Nova Arcania, Caballeronia, Bearical, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Enomeni Ipeiros, Kinitopia, Lionia, Sahriastan, Outer Shenendoah, and British-Australia.

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