The Borderlands of Darts Parn Heathialand is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 511 million Darts Parn Heathialandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sigma sigma on the wall 3. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Darts Parn Heathialandian economy, worth 24.5 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,980 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants, and teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darts Parn Heathialand's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darts Parn Heathialand is ranked 256,115^th in the world and 20^th in Austin Texa storage for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -3.46 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.