The Republic of Day of the Lords is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 269 million Day of the Lordsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The strong Day of the Lordsian economy, worth 18.0 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,912 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Day of the Lordsians like vultures, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Day of the Lords's national animal is the crocodile.

Day of the Lords is ranked 244,808^th in the world and 3^rd in Avalis for Smartest Citizens, with 22.67 quips per hour.