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The Kingdom Colony of Denmark of Daymonskinner

“Vores folk holder liv i kongeriget! Dansk for evigt!” Emperor Julius

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population6.974 billion

CapitalForbidden City of Copenhagen
LeaderEmperor Julius

CurrencyDragon Shell
AnimalBrunswiek Dragon

The Kingdom Colony of Denmark of Daymonskinner is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Julius with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.974 billion Daymonskinneriteses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forbidden City of Copenhagen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Daymonskinnerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,069 trillion Dragon Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 296,707 Dragon Shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,005,899 per year while the poor average 64,622, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, Daymonskinner has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daymonskinner's national animal is the Brunswiek Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calderverism.

Daymonskinner is ranked 8,270th in the world and 367th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 6,751.2 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 525thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 852ndMost Corrupt Governments: 900thMost Avoided: 905thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 945thLargest Black Market: 1,001stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,188thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,202ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,396thLargest Mining Sector: 1,572ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,845thHighest Average Incomes: 1,852ndFattest Citizens: 1,880thLargest Retail Industry: 1,918thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,266thMost Influential: 2,375thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,564thMost Efficient Economies: 3,482ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,810thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,975thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,076thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,030thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,247thHighest Economic Output: 6,319thMost Armed: 6,600thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,270thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,320thLargest Governments: 10,230thMost Authoritarian: 10,762ndMost Conservative: 10,815th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 120th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 147th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 180th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 225th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 235th in the regionMost Armed: 250th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 346th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 367th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 496th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 504th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 591st in the regionMost Conservative: 639th in the regionRudest Citizens: 697th in the regionMost Influential: 709th in the regionLargest Populations: 723rd in the region

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