“Vores folk holder liv i kongeriget! Dansk for evigt!” Emperor Julius
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Capital||Forbidden City of Copenhagen|
The Kingdom Colony of Denmark of Daymonskinner is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Julius with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.974 billion Daymonskinneriteses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forbidden City of Copenhagen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Daymonskinnerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,069 trillion Dragon Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 296,707 Dragon Shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,005,899 per year while the poor average 64,622, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.
The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, Daymonskinner has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daymonskinner's national animal is the Brunswiek Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Calderverism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Daymonskinner, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : Daymonskinner was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Magnanimus.
- : Daymonskinner was endorsed by The Schizophrenic states of New Bismuthium.
- : Following new legislation in Daymonskinner, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
- : Daymonskinner was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Northern Glory.
- : Daymonskinner was endorsed by The Christmas Tree Factory of Cobleck Weleis.
- : Following new legislation in Daymonskinner, Daymonskinner has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
- : Daymonskinner lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Daymonskinner, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Daymonskinner was endorsed by The Red Queendom of Jasminlandia.
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