The District of DBA iii is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18.145 billion DBA iiians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving DBA iiian economy, worth 453 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 25,012 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, elections have been outlawed, the government is avowedly atheist, and DBA iii has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem. DBA iii's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DBA iii is ranked 266,949^th in the world and 117^th in The Federation of Independent Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.98 law-abiding acts per hour.