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The Ꞃᵹꝺɑchꞇ of Deacarsia

“Pro Deo, Rege, et Patria”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Albosiac

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Deacarsia

Population2.623 billion

CapitalꝹonphiꞇꞇ
LeaderAꞃꝺ‐Ꞃ Pꞃoinꞅiɑꞅ in Tɑ́nɑiꞅe
FaithCatholicism

Currencypound
Animaldeer

The Ꞃᵹꝺɑchꞇ of Deacarsia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aꞃꝺ‐Ꞃ Pꞃoinꞅiɑꞅ in Tɑ́nɑiꞅe with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.623 billion Deacarsi are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ꝺonphiꞇꞇ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Deacarsic economy, worth 443 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 169,229 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 868,655 per year while the poor average 18,054, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', small shoes often wash up on the beach, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Deacarsia's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Deacarsia is ranked 132,873rd in the world and 1st in Albosiac for Most Politically Free, scoring 50.48 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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1%
Largest Retail Industry: 748thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 769thLargest Gambling Industry: 807thMost Ignorant Citizens: 822ndFattest Citizens: 869thMost Devout: 1,119thMost Avoided: 1,228thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,272ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,548thLargest Mining Sector: 2,038thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,077thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,412thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,475thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,797thMost Primitive: 2,819thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,036thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,689thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,014thHighest Average Incomes: 9,917thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,036thTop
10%
Most Cultured: 11,246thMost Efficient Economies: 12,872ndMost Armed: 13,094thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,597thHighest Crime Rates: 15,937thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,553rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,065thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,373rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deacarsia, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Deacarsia lodged a message on the Farkasfalka Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Deacarsia, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Deacarsia, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Deacarsia proposed constructing embassies between Albosiac and Lardyland.
  • : Deacarsia proposed constructing embassies between Albosiac and The Seventh Reich.
  • : Following new legislation in Deacarsia, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Deacarsia, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Deacarsia, children often kick deer for amusement.
  • : Deacarsia lodged a message on the New Reich of Bunicken Regional Message Board.

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