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The Bloated Corpse of Dead Whale

“Watch me as I bloat on your shores.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Iceland

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Dead Whale

Population41.333 billion

Currencyharpoon
Animaldecomposing herring

The Bloated Corpse of Dead Whale is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 41.333 billion Dead Whaleans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The large, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.1%.

The strong Dead Whalean economy, worth a remarkable 1,730 trillion harpoons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,861 harpoons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,606 per year while the poor average 2,249, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a serious problem. Dead Whale's national animal is the decomposing herring.

Dead Whale is ranked 82,019th in the world and 2nd in Iceland for Smartest Citizens, with 36.02 quips per hour.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8thHighest Drug Use: 12thMost Pro-Market: 17thLargest Populations: 433rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,881stTop
5%
Most Influential: 6,732ndNudest: 8,171stMost Stationary: 9,975thHighest Economic Output: 11,549thTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 18,029thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,766thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,476th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dead Whale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Dead Whale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Dead Whale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Dead Whale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Dead Whale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Dead Whale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Dead Whale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Dead Whale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Dead Whale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Dead Whale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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