Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: the Rejected Realms
Population | 23.709 billion |
Capital | Megacity One |
Leader | Elongated Muskrat |
Faith | the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays |
Currency | tear of orphans |
Animal | bearded hipster |
The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elongated Muskrat with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.709 billion Deadcatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity One. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Deadcatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,976 trillion tears of orphans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 336,423 tears of orphans, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deadcatistan's national animal is the bearded hipster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays.
Deadcatistan is ranked 23,711th in the world and 594th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.86 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
- : Deadcatistan was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
- : Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.