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The Evil Petting Zoo of Deadcatistan

“You are free to do what we tell you!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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Deadcatistan

Population15.983 billion

CapitalMegacity One
LeaderEvilyn 6
Faiththe timeless wisdom of Billy Mays

Currencytear of orphans
Animalhippie

The Evil Petting Zoo of Deadcatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Evilyn 6 with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.983 billion Deadcatistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity One. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Deadcatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,650 trillion tears of orphans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 290,972 tears of orphans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, economists claim no news is good news, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deadcatistan's national animal is the hippie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays.

Deadcatistan is ranked 942nd in the world and 16th in 10000 Islands for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 18,165.81 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 456thFattest Citizens: 621stHighest Disposable Incomes: 778thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 942ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,040thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,175thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,241stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,277thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,475thLargest Retail Industry: 1,513thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,750thHighest Economic Output: 2,107thMost Avoided: 2,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,167thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 2,256thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,377thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,522ndLargest Black Market: 2,867thRudest Citizens: 3,056thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,760thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,818thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,485thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,968thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,409thLargest Mining Sector: 6,573rdMost Armed: 6,900thMost Secular: 8,167thLargest Governments: 8,325thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,677thSmartest Citizens: 9,887thTop
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Largest Populations: 12,023rdMost Cultured: 21,144th
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1%
Fattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50th in the regionRudest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Armed: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionLargest Populations: 127th in the regionMost Secular: 134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Deadcatistan lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, immigrants who don't like the taste of Deadcatistanian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, war vets look after war animals.

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