The Columnunist Empires Centre of Deads ends is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emilio Gaviria with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.536 billion Deads enders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addabaddadad. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Deads ended economy, worth 405 trillion Severed heads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,636 Severed heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, and maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deads ends's national animal is the Meow Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Papaism.

Deads ends is ranked 254,005^th in the world and 353^rd in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -13.42 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.