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The Columnunist Empires Centre of Deads ends

“I just want your money” Emilio Gaviria

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Forest


Deads ends

Population3.536 billion

LeaderEmilio Gaviria

CurrencySevered heads
AnimalMeow Dog

The Columnunist Empires Centre of Deads ends is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emilio Gaviria with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.536 billion Deads enders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addabaddadad. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Deads ended economy, worth 405 trillion Severed heads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,636 Severed heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, and maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deads ends's national animal is the Meow Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Papaism.

Deads ends is ranked 254,005th in the world and 353rd in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -13.42 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,029thMost Patriotic: 3,162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,649thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,243rdMost Devout: 5,622ndMost Authoritarian: 6,546thLargest Mining Sector: 7,523rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,957thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,384thLargest Black Market: 8,495thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,744thFattest Citizens: 9,977thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,290thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,948thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,709thMost Influential: 12,182ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,028thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,116thMost Conservative: 14,135thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,510thLowest Crime Rates: 19,905th
Most Authoritarian: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the region

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