The Righteous Prevail of Debate Pervert VIII is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 581 million Debate Pervert VIIIians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Windmills. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Debate Pervert VIIIian economy, worth 42.4 trillion Acorns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,935 Acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and the official Debate Pervert VIIIian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Debate Pervert VIII's national animal is the Wild Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Debate Pervert VIII is ranked 198,851^st in the world and 2,475^th in Suspicious for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 639.05 on the Hickory Productivity Index.