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The Moonlit Fields of Decitealis

“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.” Micky McGuffin Mcguffinson

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Free Nations Region



Population2.676 billion

LeaderMicky McGuffin Mcguffinson
FaithTwig Worship

AnimalWild Banana

The Moonlit Fields of Decitealis is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Micky McGuffin Mcguffinson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.676 billion Decitealisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antigaí. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Decitealisian economy, worth 319 trillion Potatoes a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,224 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Decitealis's national animal is the Wild Banana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Twig Worship.

Decitealis is ranked 133,934th in the world and 321st in The Free Nations Region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 402.18 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,407thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,749thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,250thSafest: 4,541stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,603rdMost Influential: 5,002ndNicest Citizens: 5,067thBest Weather: 5,115thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,334thHealthiest Citizens: 5,391stLowest Crime Rates: 6,292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,547thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,748thMost Inclusive: 6,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,933rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,240thMost Pacifist: 8,457thMost Developed: 8,511thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,191stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,533rdSmartest Citizens: 10,864thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,122ndMost Cultured: 11,220thLargest Governments: 13,064thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,587thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,478thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,486thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,502ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,646thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,581st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the region

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