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The Great Nation of Dedede Empire

“It's a Dededelightful day outside” King Dedede

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Dream Land

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Dedede Empire

Population1.511 billion

CapitalMount Dedede
LeaderKing Dedede
FaithDededeism

CurrencyD-bill
AnimalGordo

The Great Nation of Dedede Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Dedede with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.511 billion Waddle Dees enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Dedede. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dedede economy, worth 226 trillion D-bills a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,060 D-bills, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 747,322 per year while the poor average 17,005, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.

Hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dedede Empire's national animal is the Gordo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dededeism.

Dedede Empire is ranked 16,379th in the world and 5th in Dream Land for Most Pro-Market, scoring 78.22 on the Rand Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,343rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,021stFattest Citizens: 4,356thLargest Retail Industry: 5,166thLargest Black Market: 6,848thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,168thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,048thHighest Drug Use: 8,143rdTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,684thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,728thMost Cultured: 9,288thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,458thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,150thMost Efficient Economies: 11,416thHighest Average Incomes: 12,536thNudest: 12,828thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,197thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,774thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,907thMost Developed: 15,483rdMost Pro-Market: 16,379thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,602ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,823rd

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