Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Newcomer
Location: Osiris
Population | 3.041 billion |
Capital | Luigi's |
Currency | Scale |
Animal | 3 eyed fish |
The Free Land of Deep Dish Pizzeria is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.041 billion Deep Dish Pizzerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luigi's. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Deep Dish Pizzerian economy, worth 251 trillion Scales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 82,706 Scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep Dish Pizzeria's national animal is the 3 eyed fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Deep Dish Pizzeria is ranked 217,457th in the world and 6,178th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 31.0510565162 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
- : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
- : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
- : Deep Dish Pizzeria's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
- : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
- : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits.