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The Free Land of Deep Dish Pizzeria

“Mama Mia, That's a Spicy-a Meatball!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Osiris

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Deep Dish Pizzeria

Population3.041 billion

CapitalLuigi's

CurrencyScale
Animal3 eyed fish

The Free Land of Deep Dish Pizzeria is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.041 billion Deep Dish Pizzerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luigi's. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Deep Dish Pizzerian economy, worth 251 trillion Scales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 82,706 Scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep Dish Pizzeria's national animal is the 3 eyed fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Deep Dish Pizzeria is ranked 217,457th in the world and 6,178th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 31.0510565162 days.

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5%
Most Pacifist: 4,228thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,346thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,720thSafest: 5,523rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,608thNicest Citizens: 6,179thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,222ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,720thMost Inclusive: 8,143rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,971stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,064thHealthiest Citizens: 10,908thHighest Food Quality: 11,225thBest Weather: 11,756thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,499thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,594thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,858thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,770thLowest Crime Rates: 19,969thMost Cultured: 20,894thLargest Governments: 21,160thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,835thMost Secular: 22,895thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,099thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,081st
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Most Pacifist: 210th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 237th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 280th in the regionSafest: 303rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 330th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 336th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 336th in the regionMost Inclusive: 418th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 504th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 509th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 585th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 590th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 615th in the regionBest Weather: 649th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 664th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 737th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 874th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 908th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 914th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 976th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Deep Dish Pizzeria's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep Dish Pizzeria, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits.

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