The Federal Republic of Deerp is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sam Kurt with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 8.015 billion Deerpians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of deerp city. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deerpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,327 trillion Derps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 290,372 Derps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, concussed dolfball players cannot remember their lineup position, sports club owners are having a moneyball, and priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms. Crime is totally unknown. Deerp's national animal is the dolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is E.

Deerp is ranked 2,430^th in the world and 17^th in the South Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 15,979.2 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.