The Serene People's States of Dejure is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Crow with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 6.188 billion Dejureans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dejure City. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dejurean economy, worth 845 trillion Dejurean Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,605 Dejurean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, euthanasia is illegal, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dejure's national animal is the Three Headed Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Tricrowism.

Dejure is ranked 24,454^th in the world and 1,247^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 45.1 Atheism Rate.