Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the Pacific
Population | 7.705 billion |
Capital | Delsglade City |
Leader | Archon Vesh |
Faith | The Obscured Order |
Currency | dararin |
Animal | warhawk |
The Consolidation of Delsglade is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Archon Vesh with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.705 billion Delsgladites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delsglade City. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Delsgladean economy, worth 733 trillion dararins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,239 dararins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, and veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations. Crime is totally unknown. Delsglade's national animal is the warhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Obscured Order.
Delsglade is ranked 34,131st in the world and 300th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,297.89324573668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Delsglade, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
- : Following new legislation in Delsglade, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents.
- : Following new legislation in Delsglade, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Delsglade, the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims.
- : Delsglade was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Delsglade, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Delsglade, the new hit series "Delsglade's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
- : Following new legislation in Delsglade, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
- : Following new legislation in Delsglade, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Delsglade, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » East Durthang, Jar Wattinree, Empire of Beldemark, Rockemsockem, Wrangleria, and Jazzia.