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The Consolidation of Delsglade

“Hold my drink and watch this...” Archon Vesh

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Pacific

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Delsglade

Population7.705 billion

CapitalDelsglade City
LeaderArchon Vesh
FaithThe Obscured Order

Currencydararin
Animalwarhawk

The Consolidation of Delsglade is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Archon Vesh with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.705 billion Delsgladites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delsglade City. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Delsgladean economy, worth 733 trillion dararins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,239 dararins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, and veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations. Crime is totally unknown. Delsglade's national animal is the warhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Obscured Order.

Delsglade is ranked 34,131st in the world and 300th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,297.89324573668 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,701stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,807thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,136thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,152ndMost Inclusive: 6,279thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,235thHighest Food Quality: 7,295thBest Weather: 7,409thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,031stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,149thNicest Citizens: 8,225thMost Developed: 8,340thMost Cultured: 8,419thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,304thMost Secular: 9,857thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,137thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,088thMost Influential: 12,755thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,361stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,626thSmartest Citizens: 14,742ndTop
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Largest Governments: 16,741stLargest Publishing Industry: 20,915thMost Efficient Economies: 25,565thMost Pacifist: 26,737thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,670th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 111th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 129th in the regionMost Inclusive: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 157th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 166th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 171st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 179th in the regionMost Cultured: 183rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionNicest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Developed: 203rd in the regionMost Secular: 214th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 296th in the regionMost Stationary: 300th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 314th in the regionLargest Governments: 326th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 333rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 392nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 396th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 425th in the regionLargest Populations: 432nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Delsglade, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Delsglade, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents.
  • : Following new legislation in Delsglade, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
  • : Following new legislation in Delsglade, the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims.
  • : Delsglade was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Delsglade, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Delsglade, the new hit series "Delsglade's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Delsglade, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Delsglade, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Delsglade, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » East Durthang, Jar Wattinree, Empire of Beldemark, Rockemsockem, Wrangleria, and Jazzia.

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