The Democratic Republic of Dem Republic of Romania is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.228 billion Romanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Better Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth 558 trillion Better Lei a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,864 Better Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and even secular Romanians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dem Republic of Romania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dem Republic of Romania is ranked 258,511^th in the world and 2,614^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 108 billion Standard Monetary Units.