The Holy Green Christmas Kingdom of Demeters Children is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Orchid with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.946 billion Demeters Childrens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scythopolis. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Demeters Childrenian economy, worth 490 trillion Petals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,184 Petals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, Demeters Children isn't what it used to be, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime is totally unknown. Demeters Children's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Demeterism.

Demeters Children is ranked 72,090^th in the world and 374^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.63 law-abiding acts per hour.