The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Secretary General Thomas Mills with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.574 billion Colonials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viconia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 8,396 trillion DC Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,669 DC Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Colonies's national animal is the Amber Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Democratic Colonies is ranked 11,065^th in the world and 1^st in Greater Prussia for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 24.78 Bank.