The Kingdom of Democratic Nacheadasaan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Noobs J turtless with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.184 billion Democratic Of Turtleses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noob City. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Nacheadasaanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Scaleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 281,479 Scaleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, tourists call Democratic Nacheadasaanian beach towns "the fine coastline", and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Nacheadasaan's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Democratic Nacheadasaan is ranked 3,769^th in the world and 50^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Incomes, with 281,479.46 Standard Monetary Units.