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The Mostly Incorporated States of Democratic North Korea

“Who gives a damn?”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus


Democratic North Korea

Population9.207 billion



The Mostly Incorporated States of Democratic North Korea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bowser with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.207 billion Democratic North Koreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic North Korean economy, worth a remarkable 1,797 trillion Qevas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 195,178 Qevas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", there's a mortuary next to every Democratic North Korean restaurant, the fate of the world literally rests on Bowser's fingers, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic North Korea's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Democratic North Korea is ranked 99,150th in the world and 4,398th in Lazarus for Most Income Equality, scoring 27.55 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 726thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,118thLargest Black Market: 1,235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,411thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,495thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,832ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,667thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,714thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,382ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,459thMost Influential: 4,719thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,808thHighest Average Incomes: 6,159thHealthiest Citizens: 6,271stHighest Economic Output: 7,070thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,429thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,526thSmartest Citizens: 7,790thLargest Governments: 8,299thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,372ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,810thMost Developed: 11,102ndMost Secular: 11,233rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,431stLowest Crime Rates: 14,691st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 68th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 131st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 140th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionMost Influential: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 277th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 313th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 337th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 362nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 395th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 396th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 490th in the regionLargest Governments: 494th in the regionMost Stationary: 537th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 557th in the regionMost Developed: 623rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 629th in the regionMost Secular: 632nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 655th in the region

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