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The Durm Ekruteak Nazgurth of Den

“And not a soul to hear”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Hispano Germanic Alliance

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Den

Population5.473 billion

LeaderDurm Ekruteak Nazgurth

Currencyrubledollar
Animalmalicious Osiran shadow hawk

The Durm Ekruteak Nazgurth of Den is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Durm Ekruteak Nazgurth with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 5.473 billion Denizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Den economy, worth 39.0 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,127 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, Durm Ekruteak Nazgurth is the self-declared God of all Den, and Durm Ekruteak Nazgurth has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Den's national animal is the malicious Osiran shadow hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Den is ranked 107,402nd in the world and 584th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.

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Most Authoritarian: 697thMost Extreme: 1,929thMost Income Equality: 2,565thTop
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Most Conservative: 4,867thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,777thTop
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Most Pacifist: 32,136th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionMost Pacifist: 210th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 345th in the regionMost Patriotic: 356th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 368th in the regionMost Conservative: 393rd in the region

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