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The Republic of Den Deutsche Demokratische Republik

“Proletarier aller Lšnder; vereinigt Euch!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Unproven

Location: Europe


Den Deutsche Demokratische Republik

Population3.384 billion

CapitalEast Berlin
Leaderthe President of the GDR

CurrencyEast German mark
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Republic of Den Deutsche Demokratische Republik is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the President of the GDR with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 3.384 billion East Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Berlin. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East German economy, worth 432 trillion East German marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,787 East German marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and newspapers are running a front-page picture of the President of the GDR holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Den Deutsche Demokratische Republik's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Den Deutsche Demokratische Republik is ranked 193,037th in the world and 947th in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 0.57 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Welfare Programs: 3,702ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,978thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,486thMost Secular: 6,748thMost Authoritarian: 7,054thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,464thMost Developed: 10,196thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,576thLargest Governments: 11,121stLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,213thHealthiest Citizens: 13,477thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,847thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,844thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,998thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,775thHighest Average Incomes: 19,467thMost Efficient Economies: 19,837thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,972ndSmartest Citizens: 20,466th
Most Authoritarian: 28th in the regionMost Extreme: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100th in the region

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