The Empire of DENMARL is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 524 million DENMARLians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palawan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The thriving DENMARLian economy, worth 29.6 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,504 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,498 per year while the poor average 11,750, a ratio of 16.8 to 1.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Palawan. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. DENMARL's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

DENMARL is ranked 5,528^th in the world and 1^st in United STS for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,740.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.