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The Global Empire of DeNorSweLand

“Everyone is Equal” Cygnus Schwarz

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Europe

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DeNorSweLand

Population10.27 billion

CapitalSwanson
LeaderCygnus Schwarz
FaithCygnetism

Currencyfeather
AnimalBlack Swan

The Global Empire of DeNorSweLand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cygnus Schwarz with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.27 billion Denorswelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swanson. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DeNorSweLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,531 trillion feathers a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,465 feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime is totally unknown. DeNorSweLand's national animal is the Black Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cygnetism.

DeNorSweLand is ranked 303,975th in the world and 1,393rd in Europe for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.75 missed references per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 230thMost Influential: 1,792ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,828thMost Inclusive: 2,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,574thHighest Food Quality: 2,629thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,059thNicest Citizens: 3,108thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,385thMost Cultured: 3,673rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,056thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,147thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,368thBest Weather: 4,857thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,869thLargest Black Market: 5,235thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,506thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,717thHighest Average Incomes: 5,746thRudest Citizens: 6,240thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,494thHealthiest Citizens: 7,338thSmartest Citizens: 7,387thMost Developed: 7,709thLargest Governments: 8,082ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,689thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,764thHighest Economic Output: 9,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,139thMost Efficient Economies: 10,313thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,954thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,594thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,997thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,595thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,370thLargest Retail Industry: 14,803rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,059thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,660thLowest Crime Rates: 20,240thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,566thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,450thMost Patriotic: 29,586th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionMost Inclusive: 58th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionNicest Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100th in the regionRudest Citizens: 102nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 107th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 126th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionBest Weather: 131st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 131st in the regionLargest Governments: 138th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 144th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 152nd in the region

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