The Holy Lucky Christmas Warzon of DEPRESSION AND ADHD is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mstforn the fifth with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, anti-smoking policies, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.578 billion Lost souls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dprssd klso. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lost economy, worth 331 trillion GOLD KLSOES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,090 GOLD KLSOES, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 664,018 per year while the poor average 50,751, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

The only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the clergy of klsoism remains a single-sex institution, and aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DEPRESSION AND ADHD's national animal is the Souls, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is klsoism.

DEPRESSION AND ADHD is ranked 4,482^nd in the world and 1^st in depressed kelso for Nudest, with 1,202.75 cheeks per square mile.