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The Spicy Meme of Derpstronica

“If you can do it, you can derp it!” Derpilicious Bob

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Land of Abisa

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Derpstronica

Population4.239 billion

CapitalDerpentown
LeaderDerpilicious Bob

CurrencyDerpaton
Animaldodo bird

The Spicy Meme of Derpstronica is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Derpilicious Bob with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.239 billion Derpstronicans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derpentown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The powerhouse Derpstronican economy, worth 420 trillion Derpatons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,130 Derpatons, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, retired racing dodo birds are served truffles for breakfast, and politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Derpatons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Derpstronica's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Derpstronica is ranked 16,802nd in the world and 2nd in Land of Abisa for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,924.96 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,210thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,658thMost Devout: 5,454thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,837thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,348thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,848thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,802nd

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