“If you can do it, you can derp it!” Derpilicious Bob
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: Land of Abisa
The Spicy Meme of Derpstronica is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Derpilicious Bob with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.239 billion Derpstronicans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derpentown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.
The powerhouse Derpstronican economy, worth 420 trillion Derpatons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,130 Derpatons, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, retired racing dodo birds are served truffles for breakfast, and politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Derpatons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Derpstronica's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Derpstronica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Derpstronica agreed to construct embassies between Land of Abisa and Human Galactic Empire.
- : Derpstronica updated the World Factbook entry in Land of Abisa.
- : Derpstronica ejected and banned The Commonwealth of 37th Catgirl Division from Land of Abisa.
- : Derpstronica altered the regional flag of Land of Abisa.
- : Derpstronica cancelled the closure of embassies between Land of Abisa and Fredonia.
- : Derpstronica cancelled the closure of embassies between Land of Abisa and Zero Zero Zero Zero.
- : Derpstronica cancelled the closure of embassies between Land of Abisa and Dauiland.
- : Derpstronica cancelled the closure of embassies between Land of Abisa and MentosLand.
- : Derpstronica cancelled the closure of embassies between Land of Abisa and Future Earth.
Endorsements Received: None.