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The Queendom of DeSsambra

“Working for how it should be” Queen AsaShalee

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Rumathier

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DeSsambra

Population37.047 billion

LeaderQueen AsaShalee

Currencynati
Animaldragon

The Queendom of DeSsambra is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen AsaShalee with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful population of 37.047 billion DeSsambrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant a DeSsambran economy, worth 228 trillion natis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,166 natis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Queen AsaShalee on DeSsambra's coulrophobia epidemic, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, a government program is underway to revitalize DeSsambra's beaches, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DeSsambra's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DeSsambra is ranked 7,752nd in the world and 1st in Rumathier for Most Stationary, with 2,664.9095444568 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 113thBest Weather: 195thHealthiest Citizens: 730thMost Beautiful Environments: 747thNicest Citizens: 756thMost Pacifist: 786thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,003rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,085thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,099thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,259thSafest: 1,356thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,479thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,516thHighest Food Quality: 1,976thLargest Populations: 2,061stMost Cultured: 2,093rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,703rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 5,889thLowest Crime Rates: 7,525thMost Stationary: 7,752ndSmartest Citizens: 7,967thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,099thMost Influential: 13,989thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,385thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,750thMost Income Equality: 22,704thMost Secular: 27,490th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, a government program is underway to revitalize DeSsambra's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
  • : DeSsambra voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Queen AsaShalee on DeSsambra's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, playground injuries are considered academic progress.
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
  • : DeSsambra voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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