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The Republic of Destral nui

“Freedom is life(and tanks too)” Toa Brian Nuva

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Glass Gallows

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Destral nui

Population18.486 billion

CapitalTA Metru
LeaderToa Brian Nuva
FaithMata-Nui

Currencywiget
Animalcat

The Republic of Destral nui is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Toa Brian Nuva with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 18.486 billion matorans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TA Metru. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient matoran economy, worth a remarkable 5,525 trillion wigets a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 298,909 wigets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, TA Metru's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Destral nui's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Destral nui's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mata-Nui.

Destral nui is ranked 11,216th in the world and 6th in Glass Gallows for Rudest Citizens, with 107.63 Insults Per Minute.

Top
1%
Most Rebellious Youth: 76thLargest Black Market: 214thLargest Information Technology Sector: 249thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 451stMost Cultured: 577thMost Advanced Public Education: 613thMost Subsidized Industry: 817thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 852ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 930thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 930thMost Efficient Economies: 1,139thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,148thMost Inclusive: 1,166thMost Armed: 1,296thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,548thHighest Economic Output: 1,556thHighest Average Incomes: 1,986thHighest Crime Rates: 2,180thTop
5%
Most Developed: 2,272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,354thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,512thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,674thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,976thSmartest Citizens: 3,548thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,085thLargest Governments: 4,091stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,320thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,534thNicest Citizens: 4,653rdMost Stationary: 4,797thHealthiest Citizens: 6,216thLargest Populations: 7,935thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,755thMost Influential: 10,300thTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 11,216thMost Secular: 12,167thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,406thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,454th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Destral nui's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Destral nui was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, TA Metru's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, Toa Brian Nuva is considering changing the matoran flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, the tightness of border controls in Destral nui leave a little to be desired.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.

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