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The Republic of Destral nui

“Freedom is life(and tanks too)” Toa Brian Nuva

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Glass Gallows

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Destral nui

Population19.718 billion

CapitalTA Metru
LeaderToa Brian Nuva
FaithMata-Nui

Currencywiget
Animalcat

The Republic of Destral nui is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Toa Brian Nuva with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 19.718 billion matorans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TA Metru. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient matoran economy, worth a remarkable 6,129 trillion wigets a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 310,838 wigets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers. Crime is totally unknown. Destral nui's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mata-Nui.

Destral nui is ranked 2,520th in the world and 3rd in Glass Gallows for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,063.99 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 75thLargest Information Technology Sector: 242ndLargest Black Market: 253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 471stMost Cultured: 514thMost Advanced Public Education: 571stMost Subsidized Industry: 790thMost Efficient Economies: 928thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 981stMost Inclusive: 1,068thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,090thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,102ndHighest Economic Output: 1,408thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,780thMost Developed: 1,821stHighest Average Incomes: 1,891stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,941stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,079thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,520thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,762ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,779thSmartest Citizens: 2,904thLargest Governments: 3,165thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,388thNicest Citizens: 3,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,503rdMost Armed: 4,114thMost Stationary: 4,625thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,809thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,911thHealthiest Citizens: 5,923rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,128thRudest Citizens: 7,344thLargest Populations: 7,800thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,082ndMost Influential: 9,967thMost Secular: 11,796thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,374thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,609th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, walking to the local pizza parlour earns a lovely sports participation ribbon.
  • : Following new legislation in Destral nui, Toa Brian Nuva's Twitcher account is typically used to share cat memes rather than government policy.

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