The Human Death Camp of Destroyer of Pathetic Humans is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Crusher of Human Happiness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 12.07 billion Human Destroyers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City Of A Thousand Rivers Of Blood. The average income tax rate is 12.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Destroyer of Pathetic Humansian economy, worth 875 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,536 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Crusher of Human Happiness has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destroyer of Pathetic Humans's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kangarooism.

Destroyer of Pathetic Humans is ranked 100,778^th in the world and 226^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.76 law-abiding acts per hour.