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The Human Death Camp of Destroyer of Pathetic Humans

“Kill All Pathetic Humans”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Chicken overlords


Destroyer of Pathetic Humans

Population4.312 billion

CapitalThe City Of A Thousand Rivers Of Blood
LeaderCrusher of Human Happiness


The Human Death Camp of Destroyer of Pathetic Humans is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crusher of Human Happiness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.312 billion Human Destroyers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City Of A Thousand Rivers Of Blood. The average income tax rate is 12.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Destroyer of Pathetic Humansian economy, worth 312 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,535 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Crusher of Human Happiness has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destroyer of Pathetic Humans's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kangarooism.

Destroyer of Pathetic Humans is ranked 82,072nd in the world and 5,558th in Chicken overlords for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,721.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 15,171stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,539thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,636thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,929th
Highest Economic Output: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 75th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 102nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 141st in the regionMost Cultured: 144th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 149th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 150th in the regionBest Weather: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 179th in the regionMost Developed: 205th in the regionMost Secular: 238th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 248th in the regionMost Average: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 404th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 469th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 487th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 504th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 519th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 525th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 638th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 668th in the regionMost Influential: 709th in the regionSafest: 713th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 748th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 929th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 944th in the regionMost Conservative: 965th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,040th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,083rd in the region

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